sindhi' are planning their move for a last chance. TC drives out all the sindhi from the toilet,īoth the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station. Sardar takes the ticket and enters sardar toilet. One sindhi hand comes out with the tickets, One sardar gets out and knocks the door of sindhi toilet. So both group decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala,įrom there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.ĥ sindhi buy 1 ticket, sardar don't buy any ticket at all ! One hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away. Sindhi are desperately waiting for TC to come. It will just be between you and me, can you let me know what are you smuggling?’ The Sindhi sips his Lassi and says, “Bikes"ĥ sardar are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.īoth groups desperately try to prove their superiority. ‘Hey, Buddy,’ says Iqbal, ‘I know you are smuggling something. Finally, the Sindhi doesn’t show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a ‘Dhaba’ in Islamabad. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. He gives the sand back to the Sindhi and crosses the border on his bike. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. Iqbal asks, ‘What have you got?’ ‘Sand,’ says the Sindhi. Iqbal releases the Sindhi, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the Sindhis shoulders, and lets him cross the border. Only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. He detains the Sindhi all night and has the sand analyzed,
Get off the bike.’ Iqbal’s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, ‘What’s in the bags?’ ‘Sand,’ answered the Sindhi. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. Thadani says to him, "Well, do you fell better now?"Ī Sindhi comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He thinks, "Oh, no! Now he's gonna kill me!" and sits there in apprehension waiting for the Sardar to wake up.įinally, the Sardar wakes up, and finds all this vomit all over him. He tries and tries to hold it in, but then "AAARRGGHH!!"-he throws up all over the Sardar and his beautiful suit. Thadani is feeling increasingly more uncomfortable.Īfter a while, he starts to feel nauseous as well, what from holding it in combined with the plane ride. So he figures he'll hold it in till Sardarji wakes up.īut as luck would have it, the Sardar just keeps snoring away, and Mr.
That wouldn't be a problem, but he looks over and notices that the Sardar beside him is sound asleep, and Mr.Thadani, being a meek man is afraid to disturb him. Just before take-off, this HUGE Sardar wearing a beautiful suit walks up and sits down beside him.Ī few minutes later, the plane takes off.īut then, Mr.Thadani realizes that he has to go to the washroom.
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